I'm drunk again.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/09/2015 at 00:41 • Filed to: None

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On good Brazilian beer. Post all your Uber cars here, today a 211HP Jetta TSI came to pick me up after all the drinking and it had green tea and candy, I fucking love Uber.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start
08/09/2015 at 00:47

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Are Brazilian Uber cars armored?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
08/09/2015 at 00:48

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No, just regular black mid-sized sedans.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > My citroen won't start
08/09/2015 at 01:21

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I’ve never used Uber. Only used a taxi once.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Tohru
08/09/2015 at 01:24

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What do you do when drunk and need to return home?


Kinja'd!!! sellphones2493 > My citroen won't start
08/09/2015 at 01:27

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My last Uber’s have been:

2015 Subaru Legacy
2013 Honda Fit
2012 Toyota Tacoma
2015 Ford C-Max

The Taco was the best followed by the Legacy.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > sellphones2493
08/09/2015 at 01:34

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an Uber pick-up truck. My last Ubers have been:

2011 Hyundai Vera Cruz

2014 Ford Fusion 2.5

2012 Jetta TSI


Kinja'd!!! Sam > My citroen won't start
08/09/2015 at 03:47

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I took 2 Ubers in NYC. One was a 2014 Hyundai Santa Fe and the other was a 2014 Prius V. The Santa Fe had leather seats.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > My citroen won't start
08/09/2015 at 05:23

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Prius, Prius, Versa, Prius, and Civic.

I love the service, but I used to work as a delivery driver in a pretty techy city and Uber drivers gave me endless grief. Unlike taxis that I could spot a mile away, I wouldn’t notice until they’d stop at the start of a green cycle or in the middle of a right-turn while the usually populous crosswalk was unusually quiet. Oh, they’d also nose halfway into an open gap so you’d have either a full-prius or the rear corner blocking your lane.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > My citroen won't start
08/09/2015 at 10:22

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Either I drink at home or only drink when I have a designated driver.